Ma chère Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride And greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight And now we invite you to relax Let us pull...

Gals, our bar cart has been empty for over 2 years because of our darling Vivian Louise & her inability to resist tampering with it. She...

Remember when you were engaged and you went from girlfriend to fiancee.  It was such a short time and then you'd be wife forever.  It...